DR. DACTYL, SET TO GUESTBLOG ON MONSTER HABITS, WATCHED THIS MORNING WITH TEARY EYES AS HIS VERY OWN BLOG HATCHED FROM A RATHER LARGE EGG. AFTER THE HATCHING, HE REACHED HIS FULL ARM INTO THE UTERUS AND PULLED OUT...
"THIS IS AS OFFICIAL AS A REFEREE WITH A WHISTLE. THIS BLOG IS GONNA GIVE YOU THE DAILY SCOOP-DI-SCOOP ON THE BASIC NECESSITIES OF LIFE: CARS. FASHION, MUSIC. BELIEVE IT OR LEAVE IT, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT."
WITH A TONGUE LIKE THAT, WHO NEEDS SPOONS?
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