1) waffles, plain or with strawberries and whipped cream
2) flour tortillas
3) pizza pie - plain cheese would be enough for this simple folk
4) pancakes doused in maple syrup - just a few silver dollars would satisfy
5) donuts - rainbow sprinkled cake donut, powdered with vanilla cream filling, and others that i can't think of because i haven't seen a donut in person in a year
6) shredded oat cereal combined with strawberry fields cereal with strawberries, banana, milk
7) manna bread with honey roasted peanut butter
8) toasted english muffin with peanut butter and honey
9) toasted julian bread with almond butter and homemade mango jam with salt on top
10) sushi - specifically a spicy tuna roll, avocado roll, sweet potato tempura roll
11) chicken teriyaki dinner
12) in-n-out grilled cheese with fries stuffed in it and fries on the side and a vanilla milkshake
13) grilled cheese with ketchup and a pickle on the side (bagel nosh)
14) bagel with creamcheese
15) challah with peanut butter, challah with cream cheese, french toast challah with maple syrup
16) scrambled eggs
17) chicken tenders with ketchup and RANCH
18) sweet potato fries and a veggie burger from the counter with buttermilk RANCH and apricot dressing
19) hot meatball sandwich
20) tuna fish sandwich from the farms or bay cities, or homemade, or a tuna melt that's real hot and gooey
21) mudslide brownie/chocolate souffle cake with vanilla ice cream, fudge, whipped cream
22) a juicy fucking hamburger
23) croissant
24) cornbread/corn muffin - this will kill me on thanksgiving
25) coleslaw/hot turkey sandwich on rye with coleslaw and russian dressing
26) english muffin with cottage cheese/cottage cheese with cinnamon and honey
27) granola
28) apple with honey/apple with peanut butter
29) macaronis and cheese
30) vanilla milkshake, coffee milkshake, oreo milkshake
31) penguin's oreo frozen yogurt WITH oreos on top
32) milk and oreos
33) carol beitcher's chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin out the oven cookies
34) jamba juice
35) breads
36) bite size twix
37) noodle kugel
38) i haven't eaten a hot dog in 4 years but i remember how the buns get crispy and soft from the hot dog
39) barbecue sauce
40) EVERYTHING
Unfortunately I have continuously cursed my stomach and will not be able to eat any of these foods for at least a year. What was bad has become worse. I have poisoned myself with gastronomical toxins. All because I wanted to eat a lot of raisins. You can't always blame the raisins; sometimes you must blame yourself. For you, tuna melt, I blame myself. For you, plain cheese pizza, I blame myself. For you, croissant, I blame myself. Someday we will meet and fall in love. We will look at each other and I will know you are the one to take away my misery and complete me, and I will eat you, and I will want more, and I will eat more, and I will live my life like a normal person. I suppose I am too young to marry, and this is why I haven't healed.
1 comment:
You saw a donut in may, in nyc. rose donut, carrot cake donut, raspberry jelly donut, i got a third donut that i cant remember donut. I like this blog a lot. I like the way you talk about marriage as such a serious thing and I like the way you say that eating a crossiant is like getting married. VERY clever.
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