FOODS MY PARASITES HAVE DREAMS ABOUT

all of these foods are served exclusively at restaurants that do not serve parasites, hence i do not eat them now nor have i for probably the past two years, since my original parasite Appallonia and now my two new ones, Brother Bear and Sister Bear, can't get service for the life of them at these establishments. this post is self-serving, but i guess that's nothing new.

1. peanut butter on a spoon, an apple, ants on a log, or in a PB&J sandwich

2. almond butter, cashew butter, almonds, cashews, apricot jelly

3. bagel - onion or pumpernickel with scallion cream cheese

4. bagel - with lox, eggs, and onions

5. bagel - toasted to a crisp with peanut butter and honey (or PB and honey on wheat toast)

6. bagel - with lox, tomato, purple onion, cream cheese, and capers

7. scrambled eggs, egg salad sandwich

8. biscuits

9. curly fries, onion rings, chicken tenders with ranch and BBQ sauce

10. a hot messy veggie burger

11. english muffing with melted munchee cheese

12. grilled cheese - gruyere on la brea bread, with tons of ketchup

13. vanilla milkshake

14. peanut punch

15. cookies and cream

16. strawberry banana smoothie

17. tina's chocolate cake

18. bean, cheese, and sour cream burrito

19. hamburger or cheeseburger, on a buttermilk roll

20. chicken parm or tuna from Bay Cities, or tuna from The Farms, or tuna melt from The Daily Grill served with shoestring fries, turkey with coleslaw on rye from The Farms

21. frozen yogurt

22. turkey bacon

23. Real Food Daily club sandwich with avocado

24. cornbread

25. waffles with strawberries and whipped cream

26. banana pancakes with tons of syrup, gooey and hot

27. an entire cake that has the consistency of cupcakes

28. rainbow sherbet ice cream cake from Baskin-Robbins, or a mint chocolate chip or cookies n cream ice cream cake, or a polar pizza with either of those flavors

29. ice cream sundae with hot chocolate

30. mudslide brownie sundae, possibly with sliced bananas

31. falafel with tzatziki on pita with onions and tomato

32. mozzarella cheese

33. Greek yogurt with honey

34. coffee ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

35. foccachia

36. gnocchi

37. ravioli with spinach and goat cheese (Rosti)

38. Cafe Brasil

39. In N Out

40. caesar salad

41. salad with currants, pine nuts, and raspberry vinagrette

42. pineapple upside down cake

43. Bagel Nosh hash browns

44. potato pancakes with applesauce and sour cream

45. tomago

46. avocado roll

47. rice (brown or white)

48. miso soup

49. mu shu with pancake and plum dipping sauce

50. low mein

51. peanut sauce

52. tofu

53. pad thai

54. mee krab

55. samosa

56. macaroni and cheese (child sized portion)

57. ostrich burger

58. pomegranate juice

59. hummus

60. salsa, guacamole, tamale

61. a ripe pear, a ripe mango

62. a slice of watermelon

63. a single bite of: a pickle dipped in ketchup, garlic bread, one single grape, one sip of root beer, cream soda, or orange soda

i think that pretty much covers it. feel free to vote on your favorites!