It was an inspiring day for everyone as I went to bed at 11:30, having a sixth sense wherein I can predict news and can imagine every possible human encounter without needing to actually experience it. In this way, I can stay in my home and order everything from PinkDot and HomeGrocer, while staying up-to-date (without going on any) vis-a-vis websites that I collect.
Here:
CELEBRATION FROM AROUND THE WORLD
It is a beautiful day as Pakistani children make a snack out of a cardboard Obama.
The festivities continue as some fun Kenyan ladies do the wave.
And soldiers in Afghanistan take rotating shifts on television-watch duties.
LOVERS IN LOVE
What makes marriage work? "A sense of humor, listening, and 'never get so mad you forget why you love them.'" Advice for everyone, really, including pets.
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun...and yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare. -- W. Shakepeas
More realistically, Barack is wishing that the microphone was a popsicle, in which case he would probably eat it because popsicles are pretty good.
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." -- Muhammad Ali
"Give me some dap." -- Kevin, Lincoln Middle School Parks & Rec.
Their bodies form the shape of a heart.
Bringing people together non-sexually as well. Also without discrimination as to how individuals choose to clothe themselves (i.e. sophisticated elderwoman in salmon-roe colored skirt suit.) Michelle clasps hands as Barack waves to people he's recently emailed/text messaged. His thumbs must be tired!
And inspiring Oprah, looking as powerful as mitochondria in a canary yellow throw. See Oprah this week on 30 Rock.
As the campaign unfolds, we will be sure to constantly look at the internet and cut and paste photographs from other websites onto this page. In the meantime, check out Beyonce's new music video to "If I Were A Boy." It's not as exciting as it sounds because Beyonce does not actually wish she were a boy. Instead of worrying, let the music video tell you a story. "Wow," you'll say. "What if I or even Beyonce were a boy?"
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