DEAR READERS, (MY MOM MY DAD (WHEN I EMAIL THEM THIS LINK)AND PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTLY SEE THIS PAGE),

THE REASON I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING LATELY IS BECAUSE WHO CARES. YOU CAN GET YOUR NEWS SOMEWHERE ELSE. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY I STARTED A BLOG. MAYBE IT WAS TO POST PICTURES OF MYSELF, BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOING THAT. 

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING THEN, LOYAL READER, I ASK MYSELF? 

1) I BOUGHT A BED. 

2) I TOOK APART A BED.

3) I GOT INTO BED.

4) I STAYED IN BED.

5) I ATE A SNACK, PROBABLY MADE OF DESSERT.

I BOUGHT A MICROPHONE, A BACKPACK, AN IPOD, A TABLE, TWO CHAIRS, I FOUND A BOOKSHELF, I BROKE A DESK AND THEN MADE IT WORK, I RAISED THE PRICE, I THREW UP, I ALMOST SUFFOCATED FROM BEING UNCONSCIOUS WITH A HEADACHE, I GOT THE MAN TO PUT IN A FIRE ALARM, I COOKED, AND ALL THE MEANWHILE MILKY MY STUFFED WHITE BEAR READ TO ME FROM HIS OWN BLOG, RENDERING MY NEED TO WRITE MY OWN NOT NECESSARY. THEN I GOT HOLES IN MY BRAIN THAT LOOK LIKE PIE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPONSES TO THIS POST, IE IF YOU RELATE, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CLICK THE LINK AND TYPE THE KEYS.