RAP THE VOTE (LIKE ROCK THE VOTE, ONLY WITH RAP)

I ALSO GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM BARACK OBAMA AND AN EMAIL FROM JOE BIDEN. AND I SAW A DACHSHUND THAT LOOKED LIKE A WEIMERAMER.

DEAR READERS, (MY MOM MY DAD (WHEN I EMAIL THEM THIS LINK)AND PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTLY SEE THIS PAGE),

THE REASON I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING LATELY IS BECAUSE WHO CARES. YOU CAN GET YOUR NEWS SOMEWHERE ELSE. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY I STARTED A BLOG. MAYBE IT WAS TO POST PICTURES OF MYSELF, BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOING THAT. 

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING THEN, LOYAL READER, I ASK MYSELF? 

1) I BOUGHT A BED. 

2) I TOOK APART A BED.

3) I GOT INTO BED.

4) I STAYED IN BED.

5) I ATE A SNACK, PROBABLY MADE OF DESSERT.

I BOUGHT A MICROPHONE, A BACKPACK, AN IPOD, A TABLE, TWO CHAIRS, I FOUND A BOOKSHELF, I BROKE A DESK AND THEN MADE IT WORK, I RAISED THE PRICE, I THREW UP, I ALMOST SUFFOCATED FROM BEING UNCONSCIOUS WITH A HEADACHE, I GOT THE MAN TO PUT IN A FIRE ALARM, I COOKED, AND ALL THE MEANWHILE MILKY MY STUFFED WHITE BEAR READ TO ME FROM HIS OWN BLOG, RENDERING MY NEED TO WRITE MY OWN NOT NECESSARY. THEN I GOT HOLES IN MY BRAIN THAT LOOK LIKE PIE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPONSES TO THIS POST, IE IF YOU RELATE, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CLICK THE LINK AND TYPE THE KEYS. 

MY EXCELLENT BROTHER

BARACK OBAMA STAND-UP COMEDY